BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY CRAP
my dad just casually sent me a photo of a cow sitting on the hood of a bmw bc it was really cold and the hood of the car was warm omg
How to enter a school classroom.
"It’s really slow at work." -Txmaluda
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
WHAT IF, BITCHES!!??
My new goal in life is to find an excuse to say ‘By the gleamin’ gates of funky Asgard, you suckers are gonna eat hammer!’ to someone at least once in my life…
i laughed the hardest i have in months
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
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